What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

You shall not bear false witness.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I like God is love and lives within you.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Bible.. Hm.?

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Maybe leave out

Innocent before proven guilty

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Your going to be alright just relax

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What did one boob say to the other boob

But this is not

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I don't like religions.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?